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You might be a Redneck


Sometimes, you just have to sit back, and recognize that we all have little red on our neck.  It’s worth embracing, and always worth a good laugh.  Here are a few of my family’s most recent “red” moments:

You Might Be a Redneck if:

  • You can’t bring yourself to pay $68 a month for a Gymboree membership for your 1 year old daughter, so instead you build your own.

  • You break your TV by pushing the ON/OFF button too hard and it caves all the way in, so you currently are turning the TV on/off with an ink pen
  • You actually have to get up and use the ink pen because your daughter used the remote as a teething device and the slobber destroyed its magical channel changing powers.
  • Your truck bed falls off and you decide to do some free advertising for Chevy.  I’m  sure people are thinking about buying one right now just because this truck spells quality.

OK OK – so technically it’s 3 truths and a “People of WalMart“.  If you have not seen this website for yourself you have got to check out the link! You can sort the photos by state, which I highly recommend…it’s hours worth of hilarious fun.

So…what shade of red is hiding under your mullet?

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One response to “You might be a Redneck

  1. Seth November 28, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Sorry, but there is nothing redneck about declining to pay $68/month for some little-person gym membership. I support your decision and quite frankly I think you’re setup pictured looks pretty dang sweet as it is!

    Oh, but the whole using your ink pen on your remote, that part is definitely 100% Redneck.

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